Saturday, March 3, 2012
谁知盘中餐,粒粒皆辛苦
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Tuesday, February 21, 2012
工作记~
哇,又回到了这个老地方。。
考完SPM鉴定考试两个月后,
趁我没被选去参加过名服务,
就找了一份工作。
其实我找工作 的目的不是因为我缺钱用,
更不是因为见钱眼开,
而是见识见识这社会,
增加经验。
于是就在又一城,E-Gate当上了一位小小的服务员(说难听就是伺候员)。
当然,做了这份工,
也学了不少如何伺候顾客,
如何满足顾客的需求,
如何临危不乱,
也无形中学会了体谅,
忍耐。。。(-——-)
此外,也遇上了社会上各种各样的人。
做这行的,
就会知道服务员是多么难当的。
第一,脚酸。。
踩到柠檬?当然不是。
走来走去、端来端去一整天,
双脚当然累到半命。。
第二, 野蛮、霸道的顾客。。
说话态度简直是没礼貌,
说的话可说是没逻辑的。但我们能怪谁呢?
谁叫顾客永远是对的。(这想法真不能通)
怎么世上会有此人呢?
我不多说了,怕得罪别人。
就应为如此,
我深深体会服务员的委屈。。。
但其实,这都不是重点。。
接下来的才是让我愤怒的...
由于父母亲都得上班,因此家里便没有“适合”的交通工具好让我上班。
我只能搭公共巴士。
众所周知,
等巴士需要时间。
所以,每天都会离工作时间早一小时到达工作地点。
这我并没有埋怨。
可是,这一小时,
可让我发生了许多事情。。。
以下两件事都发生在早上八点多,但不同天。。。
第一,
有如往常八点到达目的地,
闲着闲着没事做,
便心血来潮想到Tesco走走,
打发时间。
接着,便不知不觉走进了Tesco “菜市场”
我就走马看花,
没买东西就出去了。。。
可是,万万没有想到,
出口处就站了一位保安,
她先是向我请安,
过后就要求检查我的书包(我工作时都会背着书包,里头放的都是水瓶 )
我当时是愣住了。。。
Alarm 都没响,竟然怀疑我是小偷?
难道我像小偷?还是动作鬼鬼祟祟?
检查一番,就放我走。。
那么多人不检查反而只检查我一个。
心里多多少少有点难受 。。。
但毕竟这是她的工作,我尊敬她。。。
第二,
又像往常一样八点多到达E-Gate,
但这次是Rapid 巴士司机搞的鬼。。。
到了终站(Tesco ),巴士上的人都陆陆续续下车,
而我是最后一个下车。。。
当我踏下车时,
突然门关了。
我当时又吓着。
他叫我到他的司机座位旁,
便要求我呈现我的票,
我非常自然的又想:
你以为我上车没付钱啊?
当时的心情就是很愤怒
我上车你会看不到啊?
由于,每天都乘搭巴士做工,
巴士票也多得不得了,
全都挤进了书包口袋里。
过后,我便很不耐烦的把全部票都掏了出来,
叫他自己选。。。
又是哪一句:
“难道我像小偷?还是动作鬼鬼祟祟?”
证据十足,
便放我走了。。。
(叹气)
短短一个月,
就让我见识了许多东西。。。
前所未有!!!!
不说了,说了一肚子气。。。
总而言之,
我只想分享我的遭遇,
顺便发泄一下。。。
结论是,
进Tesco 要买东西,
要不然人家会以为你是小偷。
下巴士时,
要抢着第一个下,
要不然人家会以为你没付钱。
以上是说说笑罢了,请别当真。。。
哈哈!
最后,
祝 工作者工作愉快!!!
再见!
Posted by ~PDG~ at 9:33 PM 2 comments
Friday, January 20, 2012
春节已近~
呜呼,哀哉!
大家,请别误会,
我不是为春节愁,
而是为本人没有灵感创作而愁。
我从无灵感中领出了灵感 。
众所周知,
华人农历新年就离大家不远了,
大家都赶着回家乡庆团圆。
不瞒你说, 我这人是非常期待大团圆。
我所谓的团圆并非是亲戚而已,当然也非常期待老朋友一起相聚。
就算在生活上遇到了种种困难,
只要想到大家能聚在一起,
快快乐乐地高谈阔论,
高高兴兴地吃团圆饭,
开开心心地叙旧叙旧,
真爽啊!
今天,
有位好友在面子书上写了几个字,
启发了我。
他是希望大家可以趁春节时期多做善事,
帮助有需要的人,创造奇迹,好让他们在新的一年能吃得好,睡得好。
当然,
所谓: “家家有本难念的经”
我也希望大家能尽量伸出援手,或者回馈母校!
好了,
我就在此预祝大家
龙年吉祥,
步步高升,
身体健康,
万事如意,
合家平安,
世界平安。
还在学走路的快高长大,
还在求学的学业猛进,
还在做工的生意兴隆。
回家乡时小心驾驶 啊!
再次,
新年快乐!
*本人文字欠佳,请见谅。
Posted by ~PDG~ at 10:54 PM 1 comments
Sunday, January 1, 2012
~F in Exams~ part 2
What!? 7 months already?
What was I doing for the past 7 months?
.............................................................
Once in a blue moon... Get it?
Never mind....
Let's continue with the second part of exam blunders!!!
Subject: GENERAL STUDIES
Sally has recently been promoted at work and she received a pay rise. Sally decides to get a credit card for non-essential spending. Can you think of three examples of non-essential purchases Sally may use her credit card for?
1. toilet paper
2. potato chips
3. Gucci handbag
Jeff has been asked to collect data about the amount of television his friend watch.
Think of an appropriate question he could ask them.
How much TV do you watch?
Subject: ICT
Joanna works in an office. Her computer is a stand-alone system. What is a stand-alone computersystem?
It doesn't come with a chair.
What is hacking?
A really bad cough. =)
The local swimming pool uses a computer system to regulate the water level. Can you suggest a disadvantage of using a computer in this instance?
Computers do not make very good lifeguards.
Can you think of two reasons why Hazel would rather receive an email as opposed to a letter?
1. She doesn't like her postman.
2. She hates paper cuts.
Suggest two advantages for shopping online.
1. You don't have to have that horrible "it doesn't fit" moment in the fitting room.
2. You can do it in your pyjamas.
Suggest an advantage to video conferencing.
You can't smell bad breath via video.
What is a CD-ROM?
An album of romantic music.
What is a hard disk?
It doesn't break when you put it in the dishwasher.
What is a floppy disk?
It is a disk that has been left out in the rain.
What is a network?
When you chat to people you don't like to try and get a job.
Subject: RELIGIOUS STUDIES
What is the significance of an altar?
God knows!!!!!
What miracle do Christians celebrate at Easter time?
Chocolate!!!
What is the difference between the New Testament and the Old Testament?
The New Testament was a better version.
Subject: CLASSICAL STUDIES
Name the successor of the first Roman Emperor.
The Second Roman Emperor
Write what you know about Nero.
What I use to burn pirated disc for my friends.
Name the wife of Orpheus, whom he attempted to save from the underworld.
Mrs Orpheus
Subject: ENGLISH
Use the word "judicious" in a sentence to illustrate its meaning.
I am using 'judicious' in this sentence to illustrate it's meaning.
Suggest an appropriate word for each of these meanings:
a) An appliance or implement designed to help one do work.
My parents and the Internet.
b) To be on water without sinking
Jesus
c)Faultless or highly-skilled
MY ANSWERS!!!!
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That's all for today guys!
I sincerely wish all of you a Happy 2012!!!!
Of course, Good luck in your exams...
HAHA!!!
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Friday, May 27, 2011
~F in Exams~ part 1
Hi guys!
I'm back!
Sorry for not updating my blog for a long time... Aiks!
Most of us have just finished their mid-year exam including me...
All of us have been studying so hard just for the sake of that exam...
You must be very stressed out...
Well sometimes,
You've been studying hard,
the day of the BIG test arrives,
you turn over the paper,
and "what the @#$% does that mean?!"
Not a clue....
Do you remember the times when you were up until the early hours cramming your head with facts and equations that you would never encounter in the real world?
Did you wake up early in the morning just to find sheets of paper stuck to your forehead but your brain empty of any useful information?
In the eerie silence of the classroom, you sat nervously, biting your finger nails, staring at the ominous white paper in front of you and the only thing that you could recall was your name?
Sound familiar?
Never mind, you're not the only one in this planet having this kind of encounter!
Sometimes the question's too difficult to answer,
and you don't have an idea that comes to your mind,
you will surely recall your teacher or anyone saying:
"Even though you can't answer that question, just simply write anything, don't leave it blank. You may get that correct if you're lucky enough.."
Therefore, people in this world will try their luck every time in the exam.
However, people somehow misunderstood the meaning of "write anything" which means write something logical and maybe acceptable...
So, they give stupid and hilarious answers in their test paper and making the markers laugh until their heads off when marking their test paper... (-_-)'''
Try to take some time just to view the best test paper blunders in the world, laugh out loud and smile all the way through your holidays...^^
Subject: CHEMISTRY
What is a nitrate?
It is much cheaper than a day rate.
Give a brief explanation of the meaning of the term 'hard water'.
Ice
What is a vacuum?
Something my mum says I should use more often.
What is the process for separating a mixture of chalk and sand?
It is a process called flirtation
What is the process where steam turns into water?
Conversation
What is methane?
Methane is a smelly greenhouse gas which is produced when trees and/or cows are burned.
What is the meaning of the term 'activation energy'?
It's what is needed to get up in the morning.
It was predicted in 1988 that tin reserves would only last until the year 2006. However, 18 years later, there are still enough reserves to meet industry demand. Why is this so?
Because people are not buying so many tins of baked beans
What are the characteristics of crude oil?
Coarse and rude
Describe the chemical differences between H2O and CO2.
H2O is hot water, CO2 is cold water.
What is a vibration?
There are good vibrations and bad vibrations. Good vibrations were discovered in the 1960s.
Subject: BIOLOGY
What is the lowest frequency noise that a human can register?
A mouse
What is the highest frequency noise that a human can register?
Mariah Carey <3
Adam cuts his arm. Blood gushes out and is red in colour. What does this show?
He is not a robot, he's a real boy!
What is the meaning of 'varicose'?
Close by
What does 'terminal illness' mean?
When you become ill at the airport
State a type of fungus and explain one of its characteristics features.
The Bogey Man. He is green.
What happens when your body starts to age?
When you get old your organs work less effectively and you can go intercontinental.
What happens during puberty to a boy?
He says goodbye to his childhood and enters adultery.
What are the three different types of blood vessels?
Vanes, anchovies and caterpillars
Karen goes into her garden one morning and finds the leaves covered in a sticky substance. What is this substances?
When the leaves sit in the sunshine they get hot and it makes them sweat.
How is oxygen loaded, transported and unloaded in the bloodstream?
By forklift truck
Explain the concept of homeostasis.
It is when you stay at home all day and don't go out
In the Hawaiian Islands there are around 500 different species of fruit fly. Give a reason for this.
There are approximately 500 varieties of fruit
A heart shows red side region on the left side and blue side region on the right side of the heart. State what blood is transported in both sides respectively.
Blue side-where hate comes from
Red side-where love comes from
What is fossil?
A fossil is the remains of an extinct animal. The older the fossil, the more extinct the animal is.
Subject: PHYSICS
Steve is driving his car. He is traveling at 60km/h and the speed limit is 40km/h. Is Steve speeding?
He could find out by checking his speedometer.
Explain the word 'momentum'
A brief moment
What was Sir Isaac Newton famous for?
He invented gravity.
Is the moon or the sun more important?
The moon gives us light at night when we need it. The sun only provides light in the day when we don't. Therefore the moon is more important.
Describe what happened during the 'big bang'
A lot of noise
Give the names of two gasses that might contribute to global warming.
1. Bottom gas 2. Cow burps
Hannah sprays her new bike purple. The spraying of the bikes gives it a negative charge and the paint a positive one. Why is this?
Positive- Spraying is easier than using a paintbrush.
Negative- Purple isn't a good colour for a bike.
Give three ways to reduce heat loss in your home.
1. Thermal underwear
2. Move to Hawaii
3. Close the door
Subject: GEOGRAPHY
Explain the dispersal of various farming types in Britain.
The cows+pigs are distributed in different fields so they don't eat each other.
State three drawbacks of hedgerow removal.
1. All the cows will escape.
2. The cars drive into the fields.
3. There is nowhere to hide.
What scale do seismologists use to measure the force of earthquakes?
A very strong one (not glass).
What does the word 'lava' mean?
A pre-pubescent caterpillar
Explain the meaning of the word 'magma'
Japanese cartoon (Pokemon)!
Explain the word 'migration'.
Migration is a bad headache
The race of people known as Malays come from which country?
Malaria
Name the smaller rivers which run into the Nile.
The Juveniles
Name six animals which live specifically in the Arctic.
Two polar bears and four seals.
Inhabitants of Moscow are called...
Mosquitoes
How high is Mount Everest?
Depends how much snowfall it has had since it was last measured.
Subject: MATHS
Change 7/8 to a decimal.
7.8
Name a regular triangle.
A three-sided triangle
Write two hundred thousand in figures.
Two hundred thousand in figures.
There are 300 students in Form 5. Mary and Mark want to find out Form 5's favourite colour.
Mary asks 30 people.
Mark asks 150 people.
Mark says 'My conclusion are more likely to be reliable than Mary's'
Why does Mark think he is right?
Because Mark is a man!
Expand 2(x+y)
2(x+y)
2 ( x + y )
2 ( x + y )
2 ( x + y )
Simplify 5/5
5/5
Ans: /
John and Julie are both strong badminton players. Is it more probable that Julie will beat John in four games out of seven or five games out of nine?
She will win every game. She is a girl and girls are better at these things.
How should Julie play to minimise any loss?
DIRTY!
Calculate a formula for winning the lottery.
Buy a ticket > watch the lottery programme > turn over to Mr Bean while the boring bit is on > turn back to find out that you have missed the important bit > get crosses > ask your parents what the numbers were > they are mysteriously absent from the house and return three weeks after jetting off round the world after cashing in your winnings.
Subject: BUSINESS STUDIES
Explain the word 'wholesaler'
Someone who sells you whole items, e.g. a whole cake.
Paul frequently uses the Internet to research information. Suggest two items of information Paul could locate on the Internet which might help him in running his business.
Item 1: www.how-to-run-a-business.com
Item 2: www.how-not-to-run-a-business.com
Suggest three steps Paul is likely to take when selecting the best candidate for a job.
Step one: You're hired
Step two: You're fired
Step three: You're hired
John's net pay is RM 1000. His deductions are RM500.
a) Work out John's gross pay
The money he spends on porn magazines every week
b) State a mandatory deduction from John's pay.
Beer
c) State one voluntary deduction John may or may not pay.
Tax
Claire used good body language at a job interview. Can you think of three examples of good body language that Claire may have used.
1. Pole dancing
2. The Moonwalk
3. The Balero
Subject: PHYCHOLOGY
Describe what is meant by 'forgetting'
I can't remember!
Outline with two examples what is meant by 'unanswered prayers'.
1. Not winning The Lottery
2. Arsenal never winning the league.
Explain the process of 'learning'
A process by which information goes into one ear and out of the other.
Who said 'I think, therefore I am'?
I did
Subject: HISTORY
Where is Tulang Mawas found?
In my backyard
Upon ascending the throne the first thing Queen Elizabeth II did was to...
Sit down
Name one of Abraham Lincoln's greatest achievements?
Having his face carved in rock.
Why was Berlin Wall built?
Germany was competing with China.
Pheww!.... ok guys, I'll stop now... Five more subjects to go...
Stay tuned!!!
P/s : Have a happy holiday and good luck with your results!!!
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Tuesday, March 15, 2011
为何·····难?~
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Saturday, January 22, 2011
New FAVICON~ if you ever notice...
~Year 2011~
Cheers!!!
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